Our Forever Free Foundation
Competition Ladder
Worldwide, Multi-platform, and Multi-lingual. Open competition ladder available for absolutely everyone. Join a team or make your own today and prove that you're the best!
Read MoreStreaming Network
Watch countless stream titles without fumbling between platforms, or display your own to receive a potential viewer boost for free by sharing your stream's embed code!
Read MoreFree Entertainment
To ensure you get the most from our platform, we offer free entertainment which includes Anime, Browser Games, iHeart Radio & 24/7 Radio Station, Virtual Lounge & more!
Read MoreOur Web3 Contributions
$BOAR Token
Book of Automated Raffles is coming to Solana, and it's more than a fully functional currency within the AFBN ecosystem... It does exactly as its name suggests. There are four automated raffles within the contract, complete with qualification prerequisites and limitations.
Read MoreAFBN Swap & Wallet
There's a new DEX & DeFi Wallet coming to Web3, and this one aims for ease of access with the availability of BTC, TRON, AVAX, SOL, and all EVM compatible chains conveniently in one place. 0.05% of all transactions will be used for random buy back and burns of $BOAR Token.
Read MoreEVM IERC20 Creation
Are you looking to launch your own cryptocurrency, but unsure where to begin? A Few Bad Newbies now offers the ability to everyone, so anyone can do just that regardless of their background experience or wallet size! Decentralized Finance (DeFi) is meant for all. Even if on a budget.
Read MoreOur Optional Business Plan
Revenue Sharing
We have reinvented Revenue Sharing as a modernized digital asset (AFBN Revenue Sharing NFT), where investors control their own ROI and get exclusive and early access to events like automatic raffles and more!
Read MoreCryptoGuard Insurance
By combining the concepts of how a 401k works with what an insurance agency should be, we've developed a way for you to create a nest-egg over time using our public wallet system. Now you won't lose everything in a rug.
Read MoreMerchandise Shop
A Few Bad Newbies offers over 250 products in our Merchandise Shop, with options from Baby Apparel to Hats and everything in-between. All Refund and Return Policy's handled by our worldwide distributor. Dress like a Pro!
Read MoreAFBN Bookshelf
Our CEO and Developer, William Simmons, authored 5 books ranging from poetry, blockchain education, and an ongoing series about potential NPCs in our upcoming MMORPG.
Read MoreOnline Education
Whether you're a teacher with something to share, or a student looking to further their education, this is where it all begins. Teachers receive 80% of the fee they assign once course is approved.
Read MoreAdvertising & Promotions
Grow whatever it is that you want to grow, and do so by the thousands while saving just as much. By using "X Philanthropy", we ensure that your money goes to where it's needed most!
Read MoreWelcome to A Few Bad Newbies!
Welcome to A Few Bad Newbies LLC – your gateway to a world of endless possibilities! At AFBN, we’re not just another company; we’re here to redefine the game for everyone, from rookies to pros.
Join us and discover a vibrant community where everyone has an equal chance to succeed. Whether you’re passionate about gaming, streaming, investing, fashion, shopping, learning, teaching, creating, or anything in between, AFBN has something special in store for you.
Forget about your skill level or experience – our platform is designed to be accessible and inclusive for all. So, why wait? Sign up now and unlock a universe of opportunities with A Few Bad Newbies LLC. Let’s make waves together – join AFBN and start your journey to success today!
Feeling a bit overwhelmed? Don’t worry – we’ve got you covered! Whether you’re into supporting charities, indulging in free anime and browser games, exploring our Bookshelf, browsing through our Merchandise Shop, securing your digital assets with CryptoGuard Insurance Agency, or diving into the exciting world of modernized digitalized asset revenue sharing and blockchain innovation, there’s something here for everyone!
Come and explore the boundless opportunities within our ever-expanding Empire. We’re constantly pushing the boundaries to ensure equal opportunity enjoyment for all. Make sure to take a look at our business plan and roadmap to see where we’re headed next!
Join us on this thrilling journey and become a part of our vibrant community today! With A Few Bad Newbies LLC, the possibilities are endless. Let’s embark on this adventure together!
What or Who are “A Few Bad Newbies”?
Why settle for something from someone not established? I’m sure you’re tired of false promises or the empty hype of FOMO.
It’s time to change the world. ♥️🙏
A Few Bad Newbies is an ambitious project with an LLC. out of NY that’s creating a comprehensive esports and gaming platform which includes a variety of free features such as a clan and gaming community, competition ladder, tournaments, streaming network, entertainment and so much more.
More than a Merchandise Shop or Marketing Agency, we also offer both CryptoGuard Insurance where you get have full access to the accrued total you’re storing based on wallet address-based “Blockchain Insurance”, and Revenue Sharing NFT separately for investors. Revenue Sharing NFT is Membership Access to equal distribution of cash based on a certain percentage that’s been specifically allocated from every faucet of our potential profits to a Revenue Pool to the NFT holders where every 1 NFT is 1 equal share. Which by default, also automatically enters holders into our Give Away Packages launched at every certain number of NFT sales.
What does the future of A Few Bad Newbies look like?
A Few Bad Newbies LLC. has a planned phased approach for our revenue sharing program that’s exclusively available to only NFT Holders as Membership Only or Early or Free Access.
- In Phase 01, we will sell NFTs and draw a $1,000 raffle winner every 100 sales, which is available on the website.
- In Phase 02, we will acquire an offshore gambling license at 220 sales, after which we will launch a casino platform available at https://casino.AFBN.me, where a select percentage of bet-losses will be added to the Revenue Sharing Pool.
- In Phase 03, we will create an open world player versus everything “world of darkness” theme MMO video game at 375 sales, which is available for a complete concept view on the website https://AFBN.me/NewbieVerse.
- Phase 04 is the launch of our very own Ethereum-based Cryptocurrency, $AFBN, where Tokenomics, Functions and Contract are 100% visible at, https://AFBN.me/Newbie-Token
- Phase 05 will be our Internet TV Network creation compatible with all smart TV devices and streaming apparatuses such as Roku and Firestick, along with the first winner of our massive package prize picked randomly from those holding an AFBN Revenue Sharing NFT!
- Phase 06 however, is what the beginning of our end goal looks like in a detailed explanation about our effort to quite literally change the world. The previous roadmap steps leading us here help make it happen faster, while every benefit provided exclusively to the holders is our way of saying, “Thanks for believing in us!”. Inevitably, this is the first step of Phase 06. To learn more, please visit, https://AFBN.me/gaming-hotel.
10 Separate Charitable Causes.
We are an esports organization that plans to donate money from its accumulative marketing and development revenue pool to ten charitable concepts each year. The list includes causes such as children’s hospitals, animal hospitals, homeless shelters, college tuition foundations, and more. The percentage of the revenue pool that will be donated to each cause is 1.25%, and some of the causes are designated as AFBN Choice, meaning that we will choose which specific cause to donate to, while others are designated as Applicant Dependent, meaning that we will donate to a specific applicant randomly chosen by the AFBN. In the navigational option listed, a complete and transparent breakdown of finances can be publicly found beneath the charity list. https://AFBN.me/business
The Origin of A Few Bad Newbies & The Brains Behind It All.
- Name: William Simmons
- DOB: December 14th, 1987
- Location: New York
- X (Formerly “Twitter”): https://twitter.com/poetic_intent
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/william.simmons.56?mibextid=ZbWKwL
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRobchha/
AFBN Origin: A Few Bad Newbies was created as a tribute to my late parents, who each abruptly and unexpectedly passed away eight months apart in 2020. I had no idea that in creating a means to pull myself out of complete darkness with the words my parents left echoing in my heart to do something with gaming, would turn into a beacon of hope and guiding light to help countless others out of whatever darkness they’re going through. Now as a New York based LLC., there’s an optional business plan that can offer even more benefits to our investors and ten separate charitable causes as we push a clean energy movement.
About the CEO & DEVELOPER: Allow me to introduce myself—I’m William Simmons. I have a beautiful princess who fills my life with joy, and I proudly take care of my mentally handicapped older sister, who has cerebral palsy. But that’s not all—my home is also filled with furbabies that bring immense happiness to my days. Well worth the work it involves.
Now, here’s something interesting about me: I’m a self-taught individual who has unlocked the power of creativity using nothing but my trusty cell phone. That’s right—My cell phone. It’s a passion project that means the world to me. In fact, I invested my own funds and established it as a New York Limited Liability Company back in October 2022.
Before anything else, I focused on building a strong foundation by offering a free space for everyone to enjoy. It was important for me so that I can create a community which would grow alongside the project. I even developed an optional business plan, prioritizing the well-being and growth of the community and the project itself. But it doesn’t stop there—I’m determined to make a real impact in the world. That’s why I’ve incorporated ten charitable causes and a clean energy movement into my vision.
For me, family and community is everything. I firmly believe that without their support and belief in the dream, we would be nothing. That’s why I’ve designed every aspect of my work to reward those who believe in our mission. Starting with the NFT Holders.
My commitment to this project runs deep—I’m so devoted that my motorcycle license plate proudly bears the letters “AFBN.” I will continue to develop and refine A Few Bad Newbies until my very last breath.
Beyond my passion project, I’m also an author with five books available on Amazon. Writing is another outlet for my creativity, allowing me to share my thoughts and stories with the world.
In a nutshell, I am William Simmons—a determined, creative, and compassionate individual. My journey is fueled by love for my family, my furry companions, my community, and my unwavering dedication to A Few Bad Newbies. It’s an honor to share my story, and I hope it inspires you as it has inspired me.
Whatever you do, do it like a Pro with A Few Bad Newbies.
This safe haven is available for multiple concepts. Our platform is 100% multi-lingual and worldwide, and we are available for absolutely everyone regardless of your interest in the internet; NFTs, Crypto, Merchandise, Networking, Teaching, Learning, Reading, Gaming, or overall Entertainment.
What are you waiting for? Bring your team. Tell your friends. Introduce a stranger. Let’s take over the worlds of ESports and Web3 while changing it all for the better. Together.